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September 3, 20200

Ted Wheeler Flees Portland, Moves To Idaho, Buys A Glock

Portland, OR - After violent Antifa mobs turned on him, Mayor Ted Wheeler has fled the city he once loved and adored. “I felt it was probably time to go once they tried to burn down my apartment building and murder me and my neighbors,” said Wheeler

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August 31, 20200

Take the Poll: Will You Ever Visit Portland Again Just For Fun?

The Mayor of Portland has officially declared that the city's nickname is now the City of Hot Garbage. We want to know: Will you ever visit Portland again in your lifetime? Vote now and make your voice heard. Voting ends Saturday, September 5

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August 31, 20200

Portland Mayor Changes City Nickname To ‘The City Of Hot Garbage’

Portland, OR - In a press conference Sunday, the Democratic mayor of Portland announced the official new nickname of the city. “Tonight I am changing the nickname of our beloved city to reflect the reality of who we are,” said Ted Wheeler. “We are n

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August 27, 20200

Ammon Bundy Creates New ‘Antima’ Anti-Mask Group; Joins Forces With Antifa To Fight The Feds

Boise, ID - Seeing how successful Antifa’s tactics in Portland and Seattle are against the police, right-wing activist Ammon Bundy has joined forces with the left-wing group to take on the government in Idaho and the Coronavirus mask mandates. “If y

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August 24, 20200

Take The Poll: Should Idaho Be Considered Part Of The Pacific Northwest?

Washington and Oregon are states that actually border the Pacific Ocean. Idaho does not come even close. And yet, why is Idaho included as being part of the Pacific Northwest? This article explains why the issue is red hot right now and why it

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