Bellingham, WA - Local boy, twelve year old Logan Smythe, can’t wait any longer. “I’m just waiting for this mountain to blow up. It’s taking too long.” After visiting Mt. St. Helens this summer, Logan thought it’d be cool to personally witness Mt
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Portland, OR - The producers of “The Walking Dead” are moving the filming of the hit TV series to Portland. “There are so many literal zombies in this town, our production costs will be greatly reduced,” said producer Rick Germaine. “Look! There’s o
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Olympia, WA - During Wednesday’s gubernatorial debate between Jay Inslee and Loren Culp, Inslee shocked half the state and joyfully amazed the other half by only answering every question with the words “climate change” over and over and over again.
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Olympia, WA - After months of investigation, The Sasquatch Sun can reveal that Washington State Governor Jay Inslee is the infamous hijacker D.B. Cooper. D.B. Cooper was the name given to the man who hijacked and threatened to bomb a Boeing 727 p
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Portland, OR - The local Antifa franchise is going by a new name. “We are now AntifX”, said local comrade General Jules Howgrove of the Greater Portland Army Brigade of AntifX. “We are inclusive and want everyone to know we are not gender specific.
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