Athol, ID - Silverwood Theme Park has introduced a new roller coaster ride called “Murder Hornet Hell”. “This is no ordinary roller coaster ride,” said park manager Rick Scottman. “It’s not for the faint of heart, let’s put it that way.” With the
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Portland, OR - Mayor Ted Wheeler has banned the use of tear gas by police in their response to protests in the city. “Tear gas is much too harsh and is a mean way to keep my fellow comrades from over-protesting in my crumbling city,” said Wheeler. “
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Eugene, OR - Pastor David Street of New Fish Fellowship has been sanctioned by the church's council for preaching with a tucked in dress shirt. "I've never seen anything like this in the whole two weeks I've been on the council," said deacon Heath G
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Pasco, WA - Governor Jay Inslee was heckled and booed by protestors when he demanded Washington citizens only wear blue masks in his state. “Please wear a mask and make sure it is the color blue. This shows you will support Democrats and me in my re
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Seattle, WA - Councilmember Kshama Sawant has challenged Mayor Jenny Durkan to an arm wrestling match. “I thought about swords. I thought about pistols. I even thought about mud wrestling. But I ended up deciding that I want to arm wrestle the mayor
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