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July 19, 20200

Eugene Pastor Criticized for Preaching Sermons with Tucked In Shirt and No Flip-Flops

Eugene, OR - Pastor David Street of New Fish Fellowship has been sanctioned by the church's council for preaching with a tucked in dress shirt. "I've never seen anything like this in the whole two weeks I've been on the council," said deacon Heath G

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November 16, 20190

Danger Grows as Eugene Juvenile Delinquents Bury People Alive with Leaves

Eugene, OR - This is the time of year for the iconic fall activity of raking leaves and then jumping in the pile. In Eugene, this is also the time of year for epic pranks by juvenile delinquents. Why? For years now, the Eugene Public Works Departmen

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