Olympia, WA - In a first of a kind vote, the citizens of Washington State have voted to deport all Asian Giant Hornets from the state. Initiative I-33492 passed with 89% of voters saying to kick the very large hornet, also known as the Murder Ho
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Olympia, WA - Since Governor Jay Inslee’s “stay at home” order March 23rd to slow the spread of the covid-19 virus, owners and employees of businesses considered “non-essential” have taken a huge financial hit. Although many small business owners ar
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Olympia, WA - Gov. Inslee has declared that the Coronavirus (COVID-19) is now Washington State's official virus. "Now is the time to focus on this important issue of naming official state viruses," said Inslee at a press conference Wednesday. Wit
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Olympia, WA - The population of Western Washington Republicans is falling to dangerously low levels. According to the Republican Refuge Foundation (RRF) there is believed to be less than 50,000 Republicans left on the west side of the state. This ma
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Olympia, WA - The Sasquatch Sun has learned a popular fir tree on the campus of Evergreen State College has been hugged to death. “We are sickened by this horrendous news,” said George Bridges, President of the college. “We will get to the bottom of
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