In a joint effort, Democrat governors Jay Inslee of Washington and Kate Brown of Oregon have come together to declare the Republican party as a non-essential political party. “Just like we have non-essential businesses in our respective states, we a
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Blaine, WA - Local boy, Lucas Wellrock, 11, has discovered the first instance of an extra large coronavirus in the United States. “It had spikes and was really bouncy. I thought it was just a toy. I didn’t know it could kill me,” said Lucas. “My mom
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Olympia, WA - In a first of a kind vote, the citizens of Washington State have voted to deport all Asian Giant Hornets from the state. Initiative I-33492 passed with 89% of voters saying to kick the very large hornet, also known as the Murder Ho
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Castle Rock, WA - The evidence is plentiful across the U.S. and the world: limited human activity due to Coronavirus quarantine has led to cleaner air, wilderness plant regrowth and wild animals roaming freely through once-busy city streets. The mos
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Portland, OR - Along with all other cities and towns across the Pacific Northwest, Portland is under a “stay home, stay safe” order to curb the spread of covid-19. Prior to the order, many parents followed a “free range” style of parenting: allowing
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