Portland, OR - A very interesting thing is taking place in Portland’s hotel industry: business is booming. As the coronavirus continues to damage economies worldwide, Portland’s hotel and motel industry is a hotspot of activity. “The only thing k
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Olympia, WA - In a shocking speech at the virtual Democrat National Convention, former First Lady Michelle Obama endorsed Republican Loren Culp for Washington State Governor. "Washington State needs change. Real change. The only real man that can
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Portland, OR - Antifa has launched a new product line of pacifiers. While most pacifiers are used to soothe babies, these new pacifiers will be used to soothe the comrades of Antifa. “We have found that these pacifiers will not only protect the teet
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Portland, OR - With the recent discovery that tigers and other felines can carry the covid-19 virus, Oregon Zoo keepers are enforcing social distancing between their two Amur tigers, Eloise and Bernadette. “Normally, Ellie and Bernie like to cudd
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The Seattle City Council has voted to defund the Seattle Police Department, forced Police Chief Carmen Best to resign, and banned puppies and kittens. We want to know: Will you ever visit Seattle again in your lifetime? Vote now and make your vo
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