Lynden, WA - In a surprise showing of shock and awe, President Trump has secretly built a cable fence north of Lynden along the Canadian border. “This was my secret plan all along,” said Trump. “Take that, Trudeau!” The cable fence, which Trump c
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Blaine, WA - With the continuing closure of the US-Canadian Border due to the Coronavirus, local Border Patrol agents are bored. “We’ve got nothing to do around here anymore,” said ‘Steve’ who wanted to remain anonymous. “All we do now is sit in our
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