Olympia, WA - Gov. Inslee has declared that the Coronavirus (COVID-19) is now Washington State's official virus. "Now is the time to focus on this important issue of naming official state viruses," said Inslee at a press conference Wednesday. Wit
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Seattle, WA - On direct orders from President Trump, the US Geological Survey has planned an eruption of Mount Rainier next Tuesday. “We’re going to level that sucker,” said USGS Director Jim Reilly. “Mount Rainier will be no more after Tuesday, God
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Olympia, WA - In an attempt to get Jay Inslee reelected in 2020, the Washington State Democrat Party is offering a “dream job” for someone to make $500 by watching 500 straight hours of Inslee’s various speeches and press conferences throughout the
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Olympia, WA - Governor Jay Inslee today proposed a new ban on guns that have triggers attached to them. “We’re going to ban all guns that have those scary triggers. No exceptions. This is another common sense gun law, “ Inslee stated. The propose
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Olympia, WA - Pope Francis has made Governor Jay Inslee the official Cardinal of Climate Change for the Catholic Church. "Thou art God's personal servant to destroy climate change throughout all the Earth wherever it is seen, in all its forms. Go fo
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