Lynden, WA - In a surprise showing of shock and awe, President Trump has secretly built a cable fence north of Lynden along the Canadian border. “This was my secret plan all along,” said Trump. “Take that, Trudeau!” The cable fence, which Trump c
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Port Angeles, WA - Local Washington whales are increasingly getting vocal about Victoria, British Columbia’s sewage problem. “Squeek splurp blep blurp deek snurk pleek brip!” said Bob the Orca. Translation: The whales are ticked-off and angry.
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