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July 23, 20200

Seattle Passes Carbon Emissions Tax On Netflix; Bans Anti-Communist Movies

Seattle, WA - Seattle has passed the nation’s first tax on Netflix to specifically tackle climate change. It has been reported that due to the energy used by data centers and network infrastructure required for streaming services, online entertai

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June 30, 20200

Kshama Sawant Challenges Jenny Durkan To Arm Wrestle; Winner Determines Who Will Control Seattle

Seattle, WA - Councilmember Kshama Sawant has challenged Mayor Jenny Durkan to an arm wrestling match. “I thought about swords. I thought about pistols. I even thought about mud wrestling. But I ended up deciding that I want to arm wrestle the mayor

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June 15, 20200

Seattle Mayor, City Council Demand PBS Cancel Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood After Controversial Police Episode Surfaces

Seattle, WA - Mayor Jenny Durkan, Kshama Sawant and the rest of the Seattle City Council have demanded local PBS station KCTS cancel reruns of the Mister Rogers' Neighborhood television show. This came as a result of a newly surfaced video showing M

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June 11, 20200

Seattle Antifa Mistakenly Chop Off Head And Tear Down Statue Of Lenin

Seattle, WA - In a fit of rage, fury and childish behavior, Antifa and local anarchists mistakenly chopped the head off and knocked down the statue of Communist revolutionary Vladimir Lenin located in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle. The monumen

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May 27, 20200

Seattle City Council Votes To Strike Against ‘Oppressive And Evil’ Taxes; Tim Eyman Approves

Seattle, WA - The Seattle City Council voted last night to strike against all property and sales taxes during the coronavirus pandemic. “We have to do something during this crisis to help our citizens to escape these oppressive and evil taxes,” said

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