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November 12, 20190

Russell Wilson Out for Season Due to Devastating Nipple Rip by Richard Sherman

Seattle, WA - In Monday night’s game against the San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson suffered a season-ending injury. “His right nipple was ripped,” said coach Pete Carroll. “He’s out for the rest of the season.” Duri

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