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June 25, 20200

Ferndale Businessman Has An Axe To Grind — And Throw

Ferndale, WA - Ferndale businessman and all around swell guy TJ has an axe to grind. Not only an axe to grind, but an axe to throw. “We like to throw axes at walls and other things in Ferndale. It’s what we do.” Brought to you by T

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