Victoria, WA - Saying it doesn’t make sense any longer to wait, President Trump annexed Victoria, British Columbia and the southern end of Vancouver Island today. “Welcome my new US citizens. Your hellish Canadian nightmare is now over. Beautiful!”
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Port Angeles, WA - Local Washington whales are increasingly getting vocal about Victoria, British Columbia’s sewage problem. “Squeek splurp blep blurp deek snurk pleek brip!” said Bob the Orca. Translation: The whales are ticked-off and angry.
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