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September 17, 20200

In Appreciation, Gov. Inslee Gives Firefighters Box Of Maggot-Infested Aplets and Cotlets

Yakima, WA - To show how much he cares, Gov. Jay Inslee traveled today to Yakima County to visit the firefighters on the front lines of the Evans Canyon fire. “I love these guys so much, I thought I would come visit them in person and bring them a b

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June 24, 20200

Residents Create ‘Eastern Washington Autonomous Zone’ (EWAZ) To Honor Seattle CHAZ and CHOP

Yakima, WA - To honor the protestors, Antifa and the anarchists of Seattle’s Capitol Hill Occupied Protest (CHOP), formerly known as the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ), formerly known before that as Capitol Hill, the residents of Eastern Washin

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October 10, 20190

Yakima Changes Nickname to “Yakima: The Core Delane of Washington”

Yakima, WA - Since 1987, visitors driving along Interstate 82 in Yakima have been welcomed by the sign that says “Welcome to Yakima: The Palm Springs of Washington.” That’s all about to change. “Yeah, I confess. Yakima really doesn’t look anythin

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