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Take the Poll: Will You Ever Visit Seattle Again?

August 11, 20200
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The Seattle City Council has voted to defund the Seattle Police Department, forced Police Chief Carmen Best to resign, and banned puppies and kittens. We want to know: Will you ever visit Seattle again in your lifetime?

Vote now and make your voice heard.

Voting ends Friday, August 14.

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