Seattle, WA - A group of vegan protestors demanded restaurant patrons at a Sizzler restaurant to raise their hands with the "jazz hands" salute in their fight against eating meat. As everyone knows, the jazz hands salute is the official vegan salu
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The Seattle City Council has voted to defund the Seattle Police Department, forced Police Chief Carmen Best to resign, and banned puppies and kittens. We want to know: Will you ever visit Seattle again in your lifetime? Vote now and make your vo
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Everyone in the sunny Pacific Northwest loves to go hiking, kayaking, climbing Mt Rainier and drink pumpkin spiced lattés. But did you know another favorite pastime is having a good old fashioned riot? This has become especially evident in the last
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Olympia, WA - Democratic Senator Patty Murray explained today that Antifa does not exist and that the group is a figment of everyone’s imagination. “Antifa as an organization isn’t real and is a make-believe construct of FOX News conspiracy theorist
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Seattle, WA - Seattle has passed the nation’s first tax on Netflix to specifically tackle climate change. It has been reported that due to the energy used by data centers and network infrastructure required for streaming services, online entertai
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