Glacier, WA - John Spreehold secretly wishes his good friend, Pat Grould, would just shut the heck up about how worth it is to practically kill yourself to see killer views. “No, I’ve come to the conclusion it is not worth it.” Last Saturday Grou
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Boise, ID - Using his unlimited executive order powers, President Donald Trump has ordered military forces to invade and capture the state of Idaho to stop the rioting and looting there. “Everyone tells me Idaho is the worst place this lawlessness a
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Seattle, WA - Microsoft Access programmer Benji Cartwright is a self-described introvert. "I identify as a Person-Of-Shyness. I try to be bold at parties and at work, but mostly I try to avoid people at all costs, including the restroom. I’m really
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Medford, OR - Beginning Tuesday, the City of Medford has banned drive-by parades within the city limits. Mayor Gary Wheeler said in a press statement that the situation has gotten out of control. “We know people are cooped up due to the coronavirus.
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Seattle, WA - The Seattle City Council voted last night to strike against all property and sales taxes during the coronavirus pandemic. “We have to do something during this crisis to help our citizens to escape these oppressive and evil taxes,” said
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