Olympia, WA - Pope Francis has made Governor Jay Inslee the official Cardinal of Climate Change for the Catholic Church. "Thou art God's personal servant to destroy climate change throughout all the Earth wherever it is seen, in all its forms. Go fo
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Eugene, OR - This is the time of year for the iconic fall activity of raking leaves and then jumping in the pile. In Eugene, this is also the time of year for epic pranks by juvenile delinquents. Why? For years now, the Eugene Public Works Departmen
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Spokane, WA - In a surprising move, the City of Spokane recently removed Thanksgiving as a holiday for all government departments. Starting in only a couple of weeks, schools, government offices and even the United States Postal Service will have re
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Seattle, WA - In Monday night’s game against the San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson suffered a season-ending injury. “His right nipple was ripped,” said coach Pete Carroll. “He’s out for the rest of the season.” Duri
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Olympia, WA - In an amazing and confusing vote, Republican Dino Rossi has won the governorship of Washington State over Democrat incumbent Jay Inslee. "I didn't even know I was running. This can't be happening," said a shocked Inslee. With 100 pe
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