Olympia, WA - The State of Washington is getting aggressive with fighting Coronavirus or COVID-19. “Beginning this Friday, all residents, especially those in Yakima County, will be required to wear masks over their rear ends, bottoms, butts, however
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Ferndale, WA - Ferndale businessman and all around swell guy TJ has an axe to grind. Not only an axe to grind, but an axe to throw. “We like to throw axes at walls and other things in Ferndale. It’s what we do.” Brought to you by T
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Crater Lake, OR - An Oregon man claims he saw a sleestak swimming in Crater Lake last weekend. “It was definitely a sleestak, alright,” said Clem Burgust. “It was green, with big eyes and a pointy head. I wasn’t drunk this time.” Sleestaks were f
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Yakima, WA - To honor the protestors, Antifa and the anarchists of Seattle’s Capitol Hill Occupied Protest (CHOP), formerly known as the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ), formerly known before that as Capitol Hill, the residents of Eastern Washin
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Olympia, WA - Hearing the cries to defund the police, Gov. Jay Inslee has abolished the Washington State Patrol (WSP), effective immediately. “I do this with a heavy heart, but the WSP is now abolished forever and ever. Amen,” said Inslee. To rep
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