Boise, ID - Using his unlimited executive order powers, President Donald Trump has ordered military forces to invade and capture the state of Idaho to stop the rioting and looting there. “Everyone tells me Idaho is the worst place this lawlessness a
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Boise, ID - In a retaliatory strike against the governors of Washington and Oregon for declaring Republicans non-essential, Gov. Brad Little has declared the Democratic Party as non-essential. Yesterday, Gov. Inslee of Washington and Gov. Kate B
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Boise, ID - In an effort to fight climate change, Governor Brad Little of Idaho has signed a bill banning all cats within the state. "Science has shown that cats cause the climate to grow warmer due to their flatulence and arrogance. This is not deb
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Boise, ID - Starting Monday, Idaho will be the first state in the country to provide universal basic potato supplementation to all of its citizens. “We are way past due to get this basic potato need for our citizens, “ said Gov. Brad Little. The
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Pocatello, ID - A sudden owl attack on potato crops has struck Idaho and forced all McDonald’s restaurants world-wide to close their doors, possibly forever. “We are so very sorry to the patrons of McDonald’s everywhere,” said Governor Brad Little.
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