Olympia, WA - Gov. Jay Inslee signed an executive order today reinstating Washington State’s death penalty. Reversing his 2014 executive order putting a moratorium on the death penalty, and overturning the Washington State Supreme Court’s 2018 decis
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Seattle, WA - Seattle has passed the nation’s first tax on Netflix to specifically tackle climate change. It has been reported that due to the energy used by data centers and network infrastructure required for streaming services, online entertai
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Boise, ID - In an effort to fight climate change, Governor Brad Little of Idaho has signed a bill banning all cats within the state. "Science has shown that cats cause the climate to grow warmer due to their flatulence and arrogance. This is not deb
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Olympia, WA - Pope Francis has made Governor Jay Inslee the official Cardinal of Climate Change for the Catholic Church. "Thou art God's personal servant to destroy climate change throughout all the Earth wherever it is seen, in all its forms. Go fo
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Olympia, WA - After months of campaigning and receiving a modest 0.002% approval in the polls, Governor Jay Inslee dropped out of the race for President last August. "If it weren’t for climate change, I'd probably be the front-runner," Inslee said i
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