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October 8, 20200

Debate Recap: Inslee Can Only Answer ‘Climate Change’ To Every Question; Culp Walks Off Stage, Cracks Open A Cold Beer

Olympia, WA - During Wednesday’s gubernatorial debate between Jay Inslee and Loren Culp, Inslee shocked half the state and joyfully amazed the other half by only answering every question with the words “climate change” over and over and over again.

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October 6, 20200

Governor Jay Inslee Revealed To Be The Infamous Hijacker D.B. Cooper

Olympia, WA - After months of investigation, The Sasquatch Sun can reveal that Washington State Governor Jay Inslee is the infamous hijacker D.B. Cooper. D.B. Cooper was the name given to the man who hijacked and threatened to bomb a Boeing 727 p

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September 22, 20200

New Loren Culp Campaign Slogan Revealed: ‘Vote For Culp And Beat The Dems To A Pulp’

Republic, WA - An undercover sting investigation by The Sasquatch Sun has uncovered what Loren Culp’s new top secret slogan is going to be: “Vote for Culp and beat the Dems to a Pulp”. “Yeah, you big media guys found out our secret slogan,” said

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September 17, 20200

In Appreciation, Gov. Inslee Gives Firefighters Box Of Maggot-Infested Aplets and Cotlets

Yakima, WA - To show how much he cares, Gov. Jay Inslee traveled today to Yakima County to visit the firefighters on the front lines of the Evans Canyon fire. “I love these guys so much, I thought I would come visit them in person and bring them a b

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August 18, 20200

BREAKING NEWS: Michelle Obama Endorses Loren Culp For WA State Governor

Olympia, WA - In a shocking speech at the virtual Democrat National Convention, former First Lady Michelle Obama endorsed Republican Loren Culp for Washington State Governor. "Washington State needs change. Real change. The only real man that can

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