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August 10, 20200

Inslee Reinstates Death Penalty to Fight Climate Change

Olympia, WA - Gov. Jay Inslee signed an executive order today reinstating Washington State’s death penalty. Reversing his 2014 executive order putting a moratorium on the death penalty, and overturning the Washington State Supreme Court’s 2018 decis

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July 29, 20200

Endorsement: The Sasquatch Sun Recommends Goodspaceguy For Governor Of Washington

Olympia, WA - The Sasquatch Sun editorial board is officially endorsing Goodspaceguy for the 2020 Washington State Governor’s election. It’s time for change and Governor Jay Inslee must go. There are just too many good things Goodspaceguy has don

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June 30, 20200

Jay Inslee Heckled And Booed In Tri-Cities For Requiring All Citizens To Wear Only Blue Masks

Pasco, WA - Governor Jay Inslee was heckled and booed by protestors when he demanded Washington citizens only wear blue masks in his state. “Please wear a mask and make sure it is the color blue. This shows you will support Democrats and me in my re

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June 26, 20200

CHOP Leader Demands Washington Rename State To ‘Comrade Occupied Protest State’ Or COPS

CHOP City, WA - Taz Dimone, the dear leader of Capitol Hill Occupied Protest or CHOP neighborhood (formerly CHAZ), has asked - nay demanded - that Washington State be renamed to “Comrade Occupied Protest State”, or COPS. Since taking over the Sea

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June 25, 20200

Washington First State In Nation To Require Flatulence Masks To Fight Coronavirus

Olympia, WA - The State of Washington is getting aggressive with fighting Coronavirus or COVID-19. “Beginning this Friday, all residents, especially those in Yakima County, will be required to wear masks over their rear ends, bottoms, butts, however

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