Olympia, WA - In an amazing and confusing vote, Republican Dino Rossi has won the governorship of Washington State over Democrat incumbent Jay Inslee. "I didn't even know I was running. This can't be happening," said a shocked Inslee. With 100 pe
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Olympia, WA - After months of campaigning and receiving a modest 0.002% approval in the polls, Governor Jay Inslee dropped out of the race for President last August. "If it weren’t for climate change, I'd probably be the front-runner," Inslee said i
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Olympia, WA - Washington State is about to get a new initiative on the ballot that will raise the cost of your commute. The tax increase is being championed by anti-tax guru Tim Eyman. The ballot measure, I-1234567890, will raise the gas tax by
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Moses Lake, WA - Bill Starkey is standing outside his brown house, in the brown, high-desert of Moses Lake. Bill is mad. “We are not the Evergreen State, dadgummit. We should be called The Everbrown State just to make it fair. I was born here and ha
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