Everett, WA - In a tragic scene, a Murder Hornet has carried off a local cat. “It was the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen,” said the cat’s owner Denise Shepfield. “I am devastated.” The attack took place at Langus Riverfront Park last Monday e
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Athol, ID - Silverwood Theme Park has introduced a new roller coaster ride called “Murder Hornet Hell”. “This is no ordinary roller coaster ride,” said park manager Rick Scottman. “It’s not for the faint of heart, let’s put it that way.” With the
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Olympia, WA - In a first of a kind vote, the citizens of Washington State have voted to deport all Asian Giant Hornets from the state. Initiative I-33492 passed with 89% of voters saying to kick the very large hornet, also known as the Murder Ho
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