Salem, OR - Oregon Governor Kate Brown has been arrested for intentionally setting wildfires throughout the state. “Yes, it was me this whole time, you ignorant fools!” admitted Brown, laughing maniacally in a courtroom where she was being arraigned
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Pacific Northwest - Smokey the Bear has a message for rioters across the Pacific Northwest: “Only YOU can prevent forest fires! Whatever you throw, make sure it don’t glow!” The icon of forest fire management came forward with his urgent message
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