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Take the Poll: Will You Ever Visit Portland Again Just For Fun?

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The Mayor of Portland has officially declared that the city’s nickname is now the City of Hot Garbage. We want to know: Will you ever visit Portland again in your lifetime?

Vote now and make your voice heard.

Voting ends Saturday, September 5.

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Will you ever visit Portland again just for fun?
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