Salem, OR - Bringing cotton candy though Oregon has been a hotly debated topic for years. However, a new US Department of Agriculture rule has set the record straight. The rules announced last week will allow for the interstate transport of cotton c
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Bellingham, WA - The newly elected mayor and citizens of Bellingham are angry that ANTIFA doesn't have more of a presence in their city. "We want riots and we want them now," Bellingham Mayor Seth Fleetwood told a crowd outside City Hall Monday. "I'
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Seattle, WA - Patrons at a local vegan restaurant were forced to evacuate when a take-out order from another restaurant was mistakenly delivered. “It was . . . I can barely say the words. I’m so traumatized. It was barbecue chicken wings,” said owne
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Olympia, WA - The population of Western Washington Republicans is falling to dangerously low levels. According to the Republican Refuge Foundation (RRF) there is believed to be less than 50,000 Republicans left on the west side of the state. This ma
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Olympia, WA - The Sasquatch Sun has learned a popular fir tree on the campus of Evergreen State College has been hugged to death. “We are sickened by this horrendous news,” said George Bridges, President of the college. “We will get to the bottom of
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