Boise, ID - Starting Monday, Idaho will be the first state in the country to provide universal basic potato supplementation to all of its citizens. “We are way past due to get this basic potato need for our citizens, “ said Gov. Brad Little. The
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Port Angeles, WA - Local Washington whales are increasingly getting vocal about Victoria, British Columbia’s sewage problem. “Squeek splurp blep blurp deek snurk pleek brip!” said Bob the Orca. Translation: The whales are ticked-off and angry.
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Seneca, OR - Recent cow mutilations in remote sections of eastern Oregon have spooked residents and ranchers. However, the mystery has been solved and three suspects have been arrested in Portland. “They’re Antifa dingbats,” said Harney County Sheri
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Salem, OR - Candy corn, the chewy yellow, orange and white candy, has a really big fan. Oregon Gov. Kate Brown said last week that candy corn is delicious. “Not only is it delicious, it’s the best Halloween candy ever invented, hands-down,” Brown sa
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Richland, WA - The Columbia Generating Station, Washington State’s only nuclear power facility, said today that they will begin infusing pumpkin spice into its steam emissions. “I think people will get a nuclear-sized kick out of the new emissions,”
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