Cannon Beach, OR - Citing it as a public health hazard, The Sasquatch Sun has learned a local official plans to blow up Haystack Rock. "There's just way too much bird and seal crap on that rock," said Mayor Sam Steidel. "When I became mayor every
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Salem, OR - The Oregon Legislature has passed a new law that limits alcohol sales to one beer per week for each resident and bans all other forms of alcohol, including wine. It also raises the age to purchase a beer to 30. Oregon Governor Kate Brown
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Portland, OR - City of Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler has signed an executive order that will build a wall around the entire city’s border. Wheeler stated in his press conference, “We must protect Portland’s progressive values from those who would steal
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Yakima, WA - Since 1987, visitors driving along Interstate 82 in Yakima have been welcomed by the sign that says “Welcome to Yakima: The Palm Springs of Washington.” That’s all about to change. “Yeah, I confess. Yakima really doesn’t look anythin
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Olympia, WA - After months of campaigning and receiving a modest 0.002% approval in the polls, Governor Jay Inslee dropped out of the race for President last August. "If it weren’t for climate change, I'd probably be the front-runner," Inslee said i
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