Portland, OR - After violent Antifa mobs turned on him, Mayor Ted Wheeler has fled the city he once loved and adored. “I felt it was probably time to go once they tried to burn down my apartment building and murder me and my neighbors,” said Wheeler
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Lynden, WA - In a surprise showing of shock and awe, President Trump has secretly built a cable fence north of Lynden along the Canadian border. “This was my secret plan all along,” said Trump. “Take that, Trudeau!” The cable fence, which Trump c
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The Mayor of Portland has officially declared that the city's nickname is now the City of Hot Garbage. We want to know: Will you ever visit Portland again in your lifetime? Vote now and make your voice heard. Voting ends Saturday, September 5
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Portland, OR - In a press conference Sunday, the Democratic mayor of Portland announced the official new nickname of the city. “Tonight I am changing the nickname of our beloved city to reflect the reality of who we are,” said Ted Wheeler. “We are n
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Boise, ID - Seeing how successful Antifa’s tactics in Portland and Seattle are against the police, right-wing activist Ammon Bundy has joined forces with the left-wing group to take on the government in Idaho and the Coronavirus mask mandates. “If y
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