Yakima, WA - To honor the protestors, Antifa and the anarchists of Seattle’s Capitol Hill Occupied Protest (CHOP), formerly known as the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ), formerly known before that as Capitol Hill, the residents of Eastern Washin
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Olympia, WA - Hearing the cries to defund the police, Gov. Jay Inslee has abolished the Washington State Patrol (WSP), effective immediately. “I do this with a heavy heart, but the WSP is now abolished forever and ever. Amen,” said Inslee. To rep
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Seattle, WA - Mayor Jenny Durkan, Kshama Sawant and the rest of the Seattle City Council have demanded local PBS station KCTS cancel reruns of the Mister Rogers' Neighborhood television show. This came as a result of a newly surfaced video showing M
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Seattle, WA - President Donald Trump said on Twitter today, without warning, that he wanted to “defund, destroy and abolish” the Space Needle. “I was looking at a picture of the Space Needle and thought, ‘Yuck!’ I want to defund, destroy and abol
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Seattle, WA - In a fit of rage, fury and childish behavior, Antifa and local anarchists mistakenly chopped the head off and knocked down the statue of Communist revolutionary Vladimir Lenin located in the Fremont neighborhood of Seattle. The monumen
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