Blaine, WA - With the continuing closure of the US-Canadian Border due to the Coronavirus, local Border Patrol agents are bored. “We’ve got nothing to do around here anymore,” said ‘Steve’ who wanted to remain anonymous. “All we do now is sit in our
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Olympia, WA - Gov. Jay Inslee has been arrested by the Washington State Patrol for getting an illegal haircut during the coronavirus quarantine. “Governor Inslee was arrested in a sting operation yesterday involving illegal haircuts at a local massa
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Seattle, WA - Following Seattle’s lead in closing 20 miles of streets to traffic, the Washington State Department of Transportation (WSDOT) will close I-90 from North Bend to Cle Elum. “Using the Coronavirus as a somewhat flimsy excuse, this section
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Boise, ID - In a retaliatory strike against the governors of Washington and Oregon for declaring Republicans non-essential, Gov. Brad Little has declared the Democratic Party as non-essential. Yesterday, Gov. Inslee of Washington and Gov. Kate B
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In a joint effort, Democrat governors Jay Inslee of Washington and Kate Brown of Oregon have come together to declare the Republican party as a non-essential political party. “Just like we have non-essential businesses in our respective states, we a
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