Ferndale, WA - Ferndale businessman and all around swell guy TJ has an axe to grind. Not only an axe to grind, but an axe to throw. “We like to throw axes at walls and other things in Ferndale. It’s what we do.” Brought to you by T
Read MoreCrater Lake, OR - An Oregon man claims he saw a sleestak swimming in Crater Lake last weekend. “It was definitely a sleestak, alright,” said Clem Burgust. “It was green, with big eyes and a pointy head. I wasn’t drunk this time.” Sleestaks were f
Read MoreBend, OR - The Sasquatch Sun has learned a local Bend Bigfoot is the latest victim of the coronavirus. “We learned just a few seconds ago the terrible news,” said Gov. Kate Brown in an impromptu new conference. “We and the people of Bend are devasta
Read MoreBend, OR - The Sasquatch Sun has discovered a controversial tweet from Smokey the Bear posted over a decade ago. Smokey, who has helped prevent millions of forest fires in the Pacific Northwest, has apologized after an offensive tweet from 2008 w
Read MoreLewiston, ID - A new world record has been set for the sighting of a single Sasquatch in three states contemporaneously. The event occurred March 25 where the three states of Washington, Oregon, and Idaho come together at the Snake River. It was wit
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