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June 30, 20200

Kshama Sawant Challenges Jenny Durkan To Arm Wrestle; Winner Determines Who Will Control Seattle

Seattle, WA - Councilmember Kshama Sawant has challenged Mayor Jenny Durkan to an arm wrestling match. “I thought about swords. I thought about pistols. I even thought about mud wrestling. But I ended up deciding that I want to arm wrestle the mayor

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June 26, 20200

CHOP Leader Demands Washington Rename State To ‘Comrade Occupied Protest State’ Or COPS

CHOP City, WA - Taz Dimone, the dear leader of Capitol Hill Occupied Protest or CHOP neighborhood (formerly CHAZ), has asked - nay demanded - that Washington State be renamed to “Comrade Occupied Protest State”, or COPS. Since taking over the Sea

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June 24, 20200

Residents Create ‘Eastern Washington Autonomous Zone’ (EWAZ) To Honor Seattle CHAZ and CHOP

Yakima, WA - To honor the protestors, Antifa and the anarchists of Seattle’s Capitol Hill Occupied Protest (CHOP), formerly known as the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ), formerly known before that as Capitol Hill, the residents of Eastern Washin

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