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October 28, 20190

Local Whales Tired of Victoria Dumping Sewage On Their Heads

Port Angeles, WA - Local Washington whales are increasingly getting vocal about Victoria, British Columbia’s sewage problem. “Squeek splurp blep blurp deek snurk pleek brip!” said Bob the Orca. Translation: The whales are ticked-off and angry.

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