Portland, OR - The producers of “The Walking Dead” are moving the filming of the hit TV series to Portland. “There are so many literal zombies in this town, our production costs will be greatly reduced,” said producer Rick Germaine. “Look! There’s o
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Portland, OR - After violent Antifa mobs turned on him, Mayor Ted Wheeler has fled the city he once loved and adored. “I felt it was probably time to go once they tried to burn down my apartment building and murder me and my neighbors,” said Wheeler
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Portland, OR - In a press conference Sunday, the Democratic mayor of Portland announced the official new nickname of the city. “Tonight I am changing the nickname of our beloved city to reflect the reality of who we are,” said Ted Wheeler. “We are n
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Portland, OR - Superhero Batman arrived yesterday to fight the Anarchists and Antifa comrades that are destroying the Rose City. “I received the Bat signal from Mayor Wheeler while hanging upside down and came immediately to this garbage town,” said
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Portland, OR - Mayor Ted Wheeler has banned the use of tear gas by police in their response to protests in the city. “Tear gas is much too harsh and is a mean way to keep my fellow comrades from over-protesting in my crumbling city,” said Wheeler. “
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