Portland, OR - Disney’s new lovable Star Wars character, Baby Yoda, is now a protected species within the city limits of Portland. “If Baby Yoda were real, and he just might be, then he’d be protected here,” said Councilperson Pat Crowder. “No bount
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Seattle, WA - Regional favorite song "Christmas in the Northwest" has been voted as the worst Christmas song of the year. "As soon as I hear it come on the radio, I immediately change the station," stated Jim Smallweed of Portland, OR. "It's pretty
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Eugene, OR - This is the time of year for the iconic fall activity of raking leaves and then jumping in the pile. In Eugene, this is also the time of year for epic pranks by juvenile delinquents. Why? For years now, the Eugene Public Works Departmen
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Seneca, OR - Recent cow mutilations in remote sections of eastern Oregon have spooked residents and ranchers. However, the mystery has been solved and three suspects have been arrested in Portland. “They’re Antifa dingbats,” said Harney County Sheri
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Salem, OR - Candy corn, the chewy yellow, orange and white candy, has a really big fan. Oregon Gov. Kate Brown said last week that candy corn is delicious. “Not only is it delicious, it’s the best Halloween candy ever invented, hands-down,” Brown sa
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