Olympia, WA - Governor Jay Inslee today proposed a new ban on guns that have triggers attached to them. “We’re going to ban all guns that have those scary triggers. No exceptions. This is another common sense gun law, “ Inslee stated. The propose
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Rexburg, ID - A walrus gored a 67 year-old man and attempted to eat his 12 year-old granddaughter Tuesday, Idaho wildlife officials said. “We’ve never seen a walrus with a collar before,” Idaho Wildlife agent Gary Wind told the Sasquatch Sun. “He
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Boise, ID - The citizens of Idaho really love Die Hard. They also really love Christmas. Because of this Idaho recently passed Initiative 1988-DH that made Idaho the first state in the nation to recognize Die Hard as a Christmas movie. 100% voted in
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Portland, OR - Disney’s new lovable Star Wars character, Baby Yoda, is now a protected species within the city limits of Portland. “If Baby Yoda were real, and he just might be, then he’d be protected here,” said Councilperson Pat Crowder. “No bount
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Camas, WA - Camas residents soundly defeated Proposition 2, which asked the voters to spend $78 million dollars on a new aquatic center in the small town of 20,000. With close to 90% rejecting the plan, mayor Shannon Turk was optimistic. “We’re goin
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