Olympia, WA - After months of campaigning and receiving a modest 0.002% approval in the polls, Governor Jay Inslee dropped out of the race for President last August. "If it weren’t for climate change, I'd probably be the front-runner," Inslee said i
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Boring, OR - After months of tense speculation, Boring mayor Don Dullard said it is not his time and has officially declared he is not running for President in 2020. Instead he will put his effort and energy into keeping his lawn green and neighborh
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Seattle, WA - In an unprecedented workplace tragedy, Amazon employees are dying of dehydration. The cause? Nobody knows how to change the water bottles, and - if they do - they can’t or won’t lift them. “This is a terrible, terrible situation th
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Olympia, WA - Washington State is about to get a new initiative on the ballot that will raise the cost of your commute. The tax increase is being championed by anti-tax guru Tim Eyman. The ballot measure, I-1234567890, will raise the gas tax by
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Vancouver, WA - The citizens of Vancouver, Washington are calling for change. A change to the city’s name, that is. Saying they are fed up with always having to specify “Vancouver, Washington - just north of Portland, Oregon” whenever they say where
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