Seattle, WA - A group of vegan protestors demanded restaurant patrons at a Sizzler restaurant to raise their hands with the "jazz hands" salute in their fight against eating meat. As everyone knows, the jazz hands salute is the official vegan salu
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Washington and Oregon are states that actually border the Pacific Ocean. Idaho does not come even close. And yet, why is Idaho included as being part of the Pacific Northwest? This article explains why the issue is red hot right now and why it
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Everett, WA - In a tragic scene, a Murder Hornet has carried off a local cat. “It was the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen,” said the cat’s owner Denise Shepfield. “I am devastated.” The attack took place at Langus Riverfront Park last Monday e
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Portland, OR - Portland's Major League Soccer team, the Portland Timbers, has signed Marquise "Keese" Lee Love to a 10-year, $250 million deal after seeing Love kick a man sitting on the street. "After we saw that wicked, immoral kick to the head, w
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Portland, OR - A very interesting thing is taking place in Portland’s hotel industry: business is booming. As the coronavirus continues to damage economies worldwide, Portland’s hotel and motel industry is a hotspot of activity. “The only thing k
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