Olympia, WA - The population of Western Washington Republicans is falling to dangerously low levels. According to the Republican Refuge Foundation (RRF) there is believed to be less than 50,000 Republicans left on the west side of the state. This ma
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Olympia, WA - The Sasquatch Sun has learned a popular fir tree on the campus of Evergreen State College has been hugged to death. “We are sickened by this horrendous news,” said George Bridges, President of the college. “We will get to the bottom of
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Olympia, WA - In an attempt to get Jay Inslee reelected in 2020, the Washington State Democrat Party is offering a “dream job” for someone to make $500 by watching 500 straight hours of Inslee’s various speeches and press conferences throughout the
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Lynden, WA - The city of Lynden erected Washington State’s first statue honoring President Donald Trump yesterday. At 803 feet, the solid gold figure is the tallest and most expensive statue in the state and the world. “We felt we wanted to honor
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Olympia, WA - Governor Jay Inslee today proposed a new ban on guns that have triggers attached to them. “We’re going to ban all guns that have those scary triggers. No exceptions. This is another common sense gun law, “ Inslee stated. The propose
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