Pasco, WA - Governor Jay Inslee was heckled and booed by protestors when he demanded Washington citizens only wear blue masks in his state. “Please wear a mask and make sure it is the color blue. This shows you will support Democrats and me in my re
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Seattle, WA - Councilmember Kshama Sawant has challenged Mayor Jenny Durkan to an arm wrestling match. “I thought about swords. I thought about pistols. I even thought about mud wrestling. But I ended up deciding that I want to arm wrestle the mayor
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CHOP City, WA - Taz Dimone, the dear leader of Capitol Hill Occupied Protest or CHOP neighborhood (formerly CHAZ), has asked - nay demanded - that Washington State be renamed to “Comrade Occupied Protest State”, or COPS. Since taking over the Sea
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Olympia, WA - The State of Washington is getting aggressive with fighting Coronavirus or COVID-19. “Beginning this Friday, all residents, especially those in Yakima County, will be required to wear masks over their rear ends, bottoms, butts, however
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Ferndale, WA - Ferndale businessman and all around swell guy TJ has an axe to grind. Not only an axe to grind, but an axe to throw. “We like to throw axes at walls and other things in Ferndale. It’s what we do.” Brought to you by T
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