Boise, ID - Using his unlimited executive order powers, President Donald Trump has ordered military forces to invade and capture the state of Idaho to stop the rioting and looting there. “Everyone tells me Idaho is the worst place this lawlessness a
Read MoreSeattle, WA - Microsoft Access programmer Benji Cartwright is a self-described introvert. "I identify as a Person-Of-Shyness. I try to be bold at parties and at work, but mostly I try to avoid people at all costs, including the restroom. I’m really
Read MoreMedford, OR - Beginning Tuesday, the City of Medford has banned drive-by parades within the city limits. Mayor Gary Wheeler said in a press statement that the situation has gotten out of control. “We know people are cooped up due to the coronavirus.
Read MoreSeattle, WA - The Seattle City Council voted last night to strike against all property and sales taxes during the coronavirus pandemic. “We have to do something during this crisis to help our citizens to escape these oppressive and evil taxes,” said
Read MoreKingston, WA - Washington’s famous "Slug King", Jimbo Quixotic, has been arrested for attempting to hire a hitwoman to murder his arch rival, Cheryl Maskin. “Yesterday at around 3pm, deputies arrested Quixotic at his slug compound south of Kings
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