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September 26, 20190

Seattle Bans Smoking to Within 300 Feet of Doors; Smoking Pot Within 6 Inches OK

Seattle, WA - The City of Seattle has a new law. Smoking tobacco cigarettes within 300 feet of a door is now illegal. However, smoking pot within six inches is now allowed. “We had to do something to protect people’s health and well-being from bi

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September 25, 20190

Eastern Washington Residents Upset Washington Called the Evergreen State

Moses Lake, WA - Bill Starkey is standing outside his brown house, in the brown, high-desert of Moses Lake. Bill is mad. “We are not the Evergreen State, dadgummit. We should be called The Everbrown State just to make it fair. I was born here and ha

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September 21, 20190

Majority of Coeur d’Alene Residents Unable to Spell City Name

Coeur d'Alene, ID - A new report shows 92% of city residents can’t spell their city’s own name. 100% who live outside the city have no clue, either. “I’ve lived here for over 58 years, and I still get it wrong,” chuckled Elaine Cord, 57. “Sometim

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September 16, 20190

Washington and Oregon Initiatives Would Remove Idaho from the Pacific Northwest

Vancouver, WA - Washington and Oregon have complementary initiatives on the ballot this November to get Idaho removed from the "Pacific Northwest". "I realize a lot people include Idaho as being part of the 'Pacific Northwest', " said Jordan Read

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