Portland, OR - Mayor Ted Wheeler has banned the use of tear gas by police in their response to protests in the city. “Tear gas is much too harsh and is a mean way to keep my fellow comrades from over-protesting in my crumbling city,” said Wheeler. “
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Eugene, OR - Pastor David Street of New Fish Fellowship has been sanctioned by the church's council for preaching with a tucked in dress shirt. "I've never seen anything like this in the whole two weeks I've been on the council," said deacon Heath G
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Pasco, WA - Governor Jay Inslee was heckled and booed by protestors when he demanded Washington citizens only wear blue masks in his state. “Please wear a mask and make sure it is the color blue. This shows you will support Democrats and me in my re
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Seattle, WA - Councilmember Kshama Sawant has challenged Mayor Jenny Durkan to an arm wrestling match. “I thought about swords. I thought about pistols. I even thought about mud wrestling. But I ended up deciding that I want to arm wrestle the mayor
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CHOP City, WA - Taz Dimone, the dear leader of Capitol Hill Occupied Protest or CHOP neighborhood (formerly CHAZ), has asked - nay demanded - that Washington State be renamed to “Comrade Occupied Protest State”, or COPS. Since taking over the Sea
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