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March 6, 20200

Actor Christ Pratt to Portray 80s Singer Christopher Cross

Friday Harbor, WA - Actor and local god Chris Pratt is preparing to play 1980s singer-songwriter and sex symbol Christopher Cross in an upcoming movie biopic on the musician. “This movie is going to be better than some silly movie about Freddie Merc

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December 3, 20190

Chris Pratt Buys San Juan Island; Renames to “Chris’ Ruth Dino Island”

Friday Harbor, WA - Movie star and local folk hero Chris Pratt has purchased all of San Juan Island. “Yep, it’s all mine,” said Pratt. “See that house over there? That’s mine. That dog? Mine. Possum? Mine. Money and buying islands definitely makes m

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