Lynden, WA - In a surprise showing of shock and awe, President Trump has secretly built a cable fence north of Lynden along the Canadian border. “This was my secret plan all along,” said Trump. “Take that, Trudeau!” The cable fence, which Trump c
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Lynden, WA - The city of Lynden erected Washington State’s first statue honoring President Donald Trump yesterday. At 803 feet, the solid gold figure is the tallest and most expensive statue in the state and the world. “We felt we wanted to honor
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