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September 3, 20200

Ted Wheeler Flees Portland, Moves To Idaho, Buys A Glock

Portland, OR - After violent Antifa mobs turned on him, Mayor Ted Wheeler has fled the city he once loved and adored. “I felt it was probably time to go once they tried to burn down my apartment building and murder me and my neighbors,” said Wheeler

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September 28, 20190

Owl Attack Decimates Idaho Potatoes; McDonald’s Restaurants Forced to Close World-Wide

Pocatello, ID - A sudden owl attack on potato crops has struck Idaho and forced all McDonald’s restaurants world-wide to close their doors, possibly forever. “We are so very sorry to the patrons of McDonald’s everywhere,” said Governor Brad Little.

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